More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve
i think ive watched enough anime to know how to fight
It’s embarrassingly sad how applicable this is to my life.
[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE
oh sure, when i finally figure out what i want to do with my life you tell me it’s “impossible” and “starfleet doesn’t exist”.